progressiveauspol:

A racist, a misogynist and a homophobe enter a bar. The Bartender asks “What are you having today Mr Abbott?

Humphrey Bogart was buried with a small, gold whistle once part of a charm bracelet he had given to Lauren Bacall before they married. It was inscribed with a quote from their first movie together: “If you want anything, just whistle.”
Humphrey Bogart was buried with a small, gold whistle once part of a charm bracelet he had given to Lauren Bacall before they married. It was inscribed with a quote from their first movie together: “If you want anything, just whistle.”

(Source: missavagardner)

That’s when you know you’ve found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

carmelilla9:

"A child… a moron… a failure… and a psychopath. Quite a little team you’ve put together” - The Magnificent Ferengi

carmelilla9:

"A child… a moron… a failure… and a psychopath. Quite a little team you’ve put together - The Magnificent Ferengi

vaultt-tec:

The Potomac River

(Source: meiringens)

(Source: nabees2)

"Cross your heart."

(Source: felicitykiss)

rnathhomework:

sofasofia:

merrychristo:

merrychristo:

mom… dad… im batman

wait

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I MADE THIS POST NEARLY A YEAR AGO CAN WE STOP

(Source: its-always-funny)

greendale seven appreciation

day 12: pierce hawthorne love day